These guys wake me up with the alarm clock radio, and it's never fun to hear what they are talking about. There's some guy doing prank calls or some chick doing ovation hair therapy announcements every five minutes. And if they aren't too busy with that then they are interviewing some old obscure musician. And I'm so sick of hearing them talk about inside jokes that don't make any sense. I just want them to put on some music but they just go on and on with their crummy stories and celebrity gossip. Morning DJ's need to take a little advice from Master Shredder.
"What message does the foot deliver from their master?"
"Shut it" -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the Movie (1990)
