Saturday, August 6, 2011

Enough with the pictures of your lousey food on Facebook

Why is it that every time some jerk makes a hot meal they have to put a picture of it up on Facebook?
It's so lame. Instead of just eating the stupid thing they have to turn it into a conversation piece. Is it so they won't seem so sad eating it alone on a Saturday night? And what makes it worse is all the stupid commentary that I read under the picture. People are liking it and say dumb crap like "Oooooh, I'm jealous." Just eat your stupid spaghetti or your sushi or whatever without sharing it. Maybe after you are done eating you could do something with you boring life and take a picture of that instead. Or better yet, the next time you decide to take a picture of your lunch and post it you should go ahead and take it to the next level. Wait about two hours after your meal and take a picture of the dump you just dropped in the toilet. You can put it on your wall and all your friends can be like, "Oh yeah, that turd looks soooo great, I wish I could take dumps like that."